Today's Tarot seemed so bizarre...
...I had to go the whole hog and do a full Lovecraft reading, letting it choose the spread for me, which equated to the Relationship(!) spread.
The card at the top left represents how you see yourself. Queen of Tomes (Seven Cruptical Books of Osan), i.e. Queen of Wands again(!): The essence of fire behaving as water, such as a rainbow: The natural embodiment of passion and sensuality, who is always the center of attention. One who reflects the desires and ambitions of others, and ignites them. A radiantly vital person, cocky and charismatic, who sees what she wants and goes after it.
The card at the top right represents how you see your partner. Hastur: the Emperor. Worldly authority and power. A patriarch or primary male influence...primal, even!
The card in the center left represents how you feel about your partner. Tsathoggua: Being seduced by the material world and physical pleasures. Living in fear, domination and bondage. Being caged by an overabundance of luxury. Discretion should be used in personal and business matters.
The card in the center right represents what stands between you and your partner. Nodens: New hopes and splendid revelations of the future. Insight, inspiration, courage and enlightenment of the spiritual self. Body and mind and converging towards the light at the end of a dark time.
The card in the lower left represents how your partner sees you. Six of Sites (The Mountains of Madness): Success and generosity in material things. Power and influence turned to noble pursuits. Philanthropy, and the balancing of physical and spiritual life. May suggest gifts or aid to one in need.
The card in the lower right represents what your partner feels about you. R'lyeh Rising: Unforeseen catastrophe. An abrupt change, perhaps leading to a new lifestyle and enlightenment. May indicate a broken relationship, divorce, or failure in business or career.
The card in the center represents the present status or challenge of the relationship. The Hounds of Tindalos: The path of destiny. Karma on a grand scale. An unexpected turn of good fortune. A link in the chain of events. Success, luck, and happiness.